Nascar Jokes

How did NASCAR get that name?

Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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