What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train