What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.