Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.