Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

His carrion bag.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*