Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!