How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.