What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

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What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.