What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude