What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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A poodle split in half.

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XBOX JUAN

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Just Juan.

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half