What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog