How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"