What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.