Language Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What's your first language then?

M. "Emoji."

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

Orient Jokes More Orient Jokes

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.