Language Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What's your first language then?

M. "Emoji."

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Orient Jokes More Orient Jokes

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

2 Language Jokes More 2 Language Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.