What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry?

I apollogize.

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ?

Apollogize !

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".