What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw