What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore