What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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Car Keys

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.