What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Decimal Point Jokes More Decimal Point Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.