What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.