Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.