What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.