What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.