What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !