What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.