What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.