What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse