One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
One I say one.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Duck.
Cause they would quack up.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
Holy Guacamole
I, Robotussin.
Swine flu