What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu