What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu