What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.