What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.