What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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How do you organise a party in space?

You planet.

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.