Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

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What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.