Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes