Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?

The Allman Brothers.

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes