Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.