What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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let's jack it.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.