What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish