What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.