Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

Austria Jokes More Austria Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.