Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish