What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

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What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything."

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.