What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !

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Europe!

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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Make me one with everything."

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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A Buddha-pest.

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.