What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.