What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.