What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

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Pollution.

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I'll be dammed.

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Fur traders.

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Everyone is already in a caste

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No Gandhi

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Surrey.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)