What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.