What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.