Its got two banks.
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Crimea a river
to the other side.
The Nile
Tequila
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
You can run but you can't tide!
Wet
He was in de-Nile.
You can run but you can't tide."
The fastest way to get across a river.
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Fur traders.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
I'll be dammed.
because he was in Da-Nile
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
At the bank.
Quatro-cinco
So they won't step on the fish.
Russell Flow
God dam it
A motor pike !
For the insurance money.
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
white water rafting.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
An elephant with an umbrella !
Could you cry me a beer
A: A river.
Too mainstream
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
15 lbs and a flannel shirt.
They're two Maine streams.
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
Dr.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Because he was soda-pressing
A 15 yard penalty.
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."
A milkshake!
The Nobel Prize in Genetics.
