What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.