What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL