Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."