You shake em' we take em!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
A bread-stick-em-up!
A call-em
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner
Kick em.
They've both had a downy inside em.
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
It will tell you.
Zikachu.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Being black.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
He glances over his shoulder.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Just put it on my bill"
Top notch.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."
Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.
Slaves.
