You shake em' we take em!"
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Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
A bread-stick-em-up!
A call-em
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner
Kick em.
They've both had a downy inside em.
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
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The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
A stationary store.
Pop music!
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
A nervous wreck!
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Nothing, you already told her once.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
The Ottoman Empire.
Because they were 50% off!
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Races 'em.
Hop on.
Hop in !
