What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction