What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"