What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"