What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.