What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

A: Boxing

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Realist Jokes More Realist Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.