What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.