What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

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Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.