How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.