Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.