Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time