Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.