How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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There was no chemistry.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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A Standing Blow-vation.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.