How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.