What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.