What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.