What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.