How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.